MORE IMPORTANT MEMBERS OF THE TEAM
Equally as important as the others yet for some reason more highly paid |
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EMILY "BALLS OF" STEEL: Grant's PA
Emily "Balls of" Steel is the only female member of the team and unfortunately does not like sexual prejudice. A valid member of the team, she is responsible for taking phone calls, promoting of the site and using her "charms" to fool our tax man and rent collector into thinking we dont actually exsist. she was also Richard Whitleys ex lover of 5 years
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JOHN "THE BODY" ANDREWS: Security Specialist
John "the body" Andrews is at the forefront of security at the C-listlegends headquaters. He is fully trained in 7 forms of fighting as well as fashion design and opera. He was previously close hand combat trainer for B. A Baracus |
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RYAN "THE GOLDEN BOY OF JAZZ" PEPPER: Matthew Corbet's dog trainer
Ryan "the golden boy of jazz" Pepper has been personal dog trainer to Matthew Corbet (the man behind sooty) for close to 9 years now. His role includes the pruning, the washing and the playing with of Matthews pet poodle 'Raymond'. He also runs the advertising department for c-listlegends and in his spare time collects guns |
DAVE "THE BLACKMAN" MARQUIS: Finance and Peter Andre manager
Dave "the blackman" Marquis is Peter Andre's body building coach and has been striving to achieve an ANDRE 9 PACK. So far he has been un-sucessfull. Dave is also in charge of the finance department and is on course to being britains most bankrupt gangster.
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HOLLY "HAPPY HARDCORE" FOWLER: Event Organiser and Party Host
Holly, the newest member of the team is responsible for organising our many charity fund raising events, we raise alot of money, using under privellaged kids as leverage so we can then keep the money to pay her. Just recently leaving the 80's Holly has been at the fore front of party organsing for well over a decade and rumour has it she has started a relationship with fellow member, Shane "the million dollar dream" Robinson. |
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STEVE "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY" JACOBS: Flight Technician
Steve is the brains behind the theory that man can fly. After hearing that Grant wanted to fly around the M25 as the first ever human pigeon, Steve thought it best to lend a few words of advice. His advice turned into legend...legend to folklore...folklore to widom. In the summer of 2002 Steve became the first man in Billericay to fly using only a moped to gai nthe right speed. IM FLYING WITHOUT WINGS!
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