Without these people this site would be as useful as cock rot
This team of highly motivated strong minded proffessionals are a real asset to the company.
This is a quote from the managing director of Barclays in Loughton.
C-Listlegends however have a group of idiots but they are good idiots.
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ARNOLD "THE FRAGRANCE" MAGUIRE: Warehouse Manager
Arnold "the fragrance" Maguire has been Warehouse Manager for 4 months now. His main duties include sweeping around Bens car and answering the phone. Due to finance problems C-ListLegends can only be contacted by ringing the phone box down Cheswick Avenue located near the warehouse. call for official merchandise.
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GRANT "THE PRESSURE" ROBINSON: Founder and Roy Walkers Quiff Comber
Grant "the pressure" Robinson founded the company in 2002. Aside from this he has been manging Roy Walkers quiff for 2 years ensuring its fully vitalised and healthy and has also adopted the challenge of becoming the worlds first human pigeon. in his spare time collects limescale |
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BEN "THE BLUE JUMPSUIT" WATSON: Anneka Rice's costume designer
Ben "the blue jumpsuit" Watson has been in the game for ages and was solely responsible for the design and silkiness of Anneka Rice's jump suits. He is also assistant velcro buyer and teaches yoga to John Fashanu |
MATT "THE CHAMP" MARLOW: Terry Wogans Loafer shiner
Matt "the champ" Marlow has been shining Terry Wogan's loafers for 6 years now and has successfully run his loafer shop in Forest Gate for 4 years. His other duties include the cleaning and upkeep of Peter Andres 6 pack
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PAUL "THE HEARTBREAKER" CRUDGINGTON: Dave Benson Phillips personal trainer
Paul "the heartbreaker" Crudgington is Dave Benson Phillips first choice personal trainer. Paul is responsible for Dave's physical and mental fitness. He is also responsible for sorting through Jeremy Beadles hate mail and destroying all those related to his gammy hand |
SAM "THE HAMMERHAND" ALEXANDER: Bobby Davro's vocal coach
Sam "the hammerhand" Alexander has been training Bobby Davro for over 18 years now and has succeded in making him Wivenhoe Holiday Camps number 1 entertainer. He is also in the process of teaching Les Dennis the art of paper scissors stone hence the name hammerhand
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SHANE "THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM" ROBINSON: Mail order co-ordinator
Shane "the million dollar dream" Robinson is manager of the mail order department. He is responsible for shipping pornography to the public concealed in normal looking packages from well respected companies such as Mothercare. He is also in charge of Dick van Dyke's hair care products |
