|
Each week we highlight 3 C-List celebrities and their contributions to entertainment as we know it. Please contact me Via Email and let me know who you want to see featured in our archive
|
| |
NUMBER 1: MICHAEL BOLTON
Well. i could simply put hair and you would get the picture. Bolton isn't just a skanky northern town, its the surname of late eighties / early nineties legend Michael Bolton. Not many people, in fact no one can think of any of his song titles, they just look at his fucking head and think, this guy is good. One fact you might like to make note of is that Bolton is really good at Golf and played a charity match with Tom Selek. Unfortunately, he lost.
|
Hair that could put out a small forrest fire. |
| |
NUMBER 2: ANNEKA RICE
This is the bitch every dad used to fancy on saturday night television. Most famed for making crappy houses out of mud in the space of 30 minutes for starving bosnian kids in the Granada show "Challenge Anneka". she then stopped that idea because her arse was getting fat and started a shit show in 92 called Treasure hunt, a shoddy show where people find things and win shitty prizes. Fucking bitch |
That tracksuit is ridiculous |
| |
NUMBER 3: YAZZ
quite funny really, the only success this bird had was with a song called "the only way is up". Yeah you got very far up there didnt you, you div. the only way is down for yazz,and this has been the case sincer her sales dropped to a mere 2307 copies sold in a single year (of the only way is up) .
Yazz has done fuck all else since 1991 because she is shit.
Is it it me or do i sound as if i hate women....i dont. |
Ugly trout |
